did you know that bird pee, poop and sex fluids come out the same hole, called the cloaca? the cloaca doesn’t have a sphincter so birds can’t hold in their waste and smaller birds often use it as propulsion when taking off for flight because as soon as they tighten their muscles it shoots out. also birds use uric acid as waste instead of urea (which mammals use), because it uses less water and therefore makes birds lighter. so that white stuff you see plastered all over statues and your car is actually bird pee, and if there’s any brown chunks in it then that is the poop mixed in!
I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE
i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago